| Why I love my husband, a short essay He's cute and funny, for the most part. I'm sure he's not the funniest man in America, excuse me, the world (he says he is), but.... He buys me chocolate if I whine only a little. He offers to rub my feet, even if I am not wearing socks. He never notices if I'm wearing make-up and especially if I'm not! Of course the true test will be if he notices if I'm wearing my teeth and hair. Not quite there yet, although my hair is thinning nicely.... He has never patted me on my bottom and said, "Bit more of you lately." I'm not sure that is appropriate for this essay or for one titled, "Why I'm not in jail." |
